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Old June 19th 07, 07:55 PM posted to alt.talk.bollocks,demon.local,ne.weather,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 28 May 2007 04:08:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
Wee.

In your pants?

ffs

So, in actual fach, you can't pound her, eh?

You have been here too long ------ "pound her" is ancient.

Yes, it was one of mine. Last year. Remember?


Actually I used it first.


Since when, P.Hucker?


2 or 3 hundred years ago.

Google is your friend, use it.

I'm using it right now. (Not that's you'd ever notice.)


You mean you can't make up your own replies?


Must you parrot everything I say?


You didn't say that.

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