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Old September 5th 08, 06:38 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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I cannot concentrate on what you wrote, as the auto-translation is
ridiculous:

After you wrote here endless muck, do I ask which your motivation am?
Why don't you want other persons to something to force which these?
Which for an idiot must one be in a Newsgoup only for annoyance to
provide. For me you are simply only one weak head. Nu kannste you
translates which I wrote. Much fun thereby and you should contact
times your psychiatrist.

On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 14:09:29 +0200, "Bernd Rosemeier"
wrote:

Nachdem du hier endlosen Mist geschrieben hast, frage ich mich was deine
Motivation ist? Warum willst du andere Personen zu etwas zwingen was diese
nicht wollen?

Was für ein Idiot muss man sein in einer Newsgoup nur für Ärger zu sorgen.

Für mich bist du einfach nur ein Schwachkopf.

Nu kannste dir übersetzen was ich geschrieben habe. Viel Spass dabei und du
solltest mal deinen Psychiater kontaktieren.

Bernd


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endless blabla

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15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Man:
1. Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag; tried by every man once, but never repeated -* see step 4).
2. Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.
3. Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.
4 Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.
5. Open reading material and relax.
6. Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.
7. Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It is quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man.
8. Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks.
9. Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour, consistency, any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You must tell people about it.
10. Take long length of paper and wipe anus. You must* look at the paper before throwing it into the pan.
11. Repeat step 10 until there is no longer any evidence of faeces on the paper.
12. Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or, when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo.
13. Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later).
14. Wash your hands once.
15. Vacate the bathroom, leaving the door open. It is important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.