no hard evidence

Disputed facts I've heard rumored about the Bureau:

Their computer capacity had apparently been sort of on the level of an
Apple II E in 2001

Google seemingly has some better public domain intel type
info, but they weren't (legally?) allowed to access such

They couldn't put it together because of stove pipes in the way or
sumthin such

They don't wannabe considered politically incorrect, thanks to the
!@#$%^&*()_ liberals, including the ACLU, Tom Jefferson, Mike Dukakis,
Ben Franklin, & Walter Mondale

The special agents--Charlene Rolley (sp?)
etal--who would try to buck/get thru
the bureaucratic way of rigidity & foolish custom--
are sent to the equivalent of
Fairbanks for the winter and to New Orleans for the summer