Cop is out patrolling the local lover's lane. The usual cars, the usual
steamed-up windows. This one car, no steamed up windows, the lights are on
inside. Cop stops behind the car, walks up to the driver's window and taps
on the window with his nightstick...

Kid inside the car: Evenin', officer.
Cop: Evenin, son, watcha doing?
Kid: Reading a book, officer.
Officer (noting a young lady in the passenger seat): What's the young lady
doing?
Kid: (looks over) I think she's reading a book too, officer.
Officer: How old are you, son?
Kid: Eighteen, officer.
Officer: How old is the young lady?
Kid (looking at his watch): Well, officer, in exactly 13 minutes, that
young lady is going to be eighteen, too.



Jim




Under 18?


-- all the best, Dan Ford