On Friday, November 15, 2013 1:06:40 PM UTC-6, Dave Nadler wrote:
On Friday, November 15, 2013 12:20:19 PM UTC-5, C2 wrote:

What would happen if 2 sets of static ports (under the wing and on the tail boom) were connected to my ASI?



It will generate huge static electricity and shock you severely.

Thanks for the smart ass answer to a simple question. Would it adversely affect my airspeed reading?