January 14th 07, 09:55 AM
posted to demon.local,ne.weather,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.aviation.products
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ah thole wrote:
Per wrote:
mimus wrote:
On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:02:18 -0600, Per wrote:
mimus wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:08:03 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:07:51 -0500, mimus
wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:26:10 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote:
On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:37:29 -0600, Per wrote:
Nothing to see here.
does that mean yer posting nekked?
run
Isn't that in the FAQ?
which one?
There's more than one?
There must be an Eater of FAQs lurking around.
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D. Good cheese, good toast, good GOD lets post!
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A. Anyone who posts without offering puck lots of coffee
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Ammendment to Subsection A: Or they shall have their stern
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E. Newbies are great. With a nice garlic sauce. And butter.
F. Cheese is good
i. with toast.
ii. by itself.
iii. with cesium.
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that ickie Kurd cheese that doesn't melt right. That
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That looked more like a FAQ for demon.local . . . .
I think yer filesystem's messed up.
Shhh, miss-information is the best.
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Please see the FAQ.
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