Now I feel depressed and lonely. I thought that you and I were the only
hold-outs left. Now I don't know what to do. Maybe I can borrow a dollar
from a stranger to buy a ticket, then I can still say I've never spent any
of my own money on the lottery. *sigh*

Just think.... for the price of a lottery ticket you could:

FLY!!! at $100 per hour for just over 36 seconds!!
or
DRINK!!! 1 tap beer (unknown size) or more during Happy Hour!!
or
BUY a condom and if you're lucky use it at no additional charge! (STD's
free, treatments and divorces extra)

Anybody got $4 they can loan me?

Jim