I found this on a web site about Harley powered aircraft. (that in itself
may constitute hunor depending on how you feel about HD.)

HUMOR :-) PROPOSED FEDERAL AVIATION REGULATION ACT 1000.A No pilot or
pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or
supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make or
make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in
part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as
authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by
the Administrator. 1000.B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots
becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or
she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation
Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in
writing, the Administrator. 1000.C Upon receipt of the above mentioned
notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator will immediately
rewrite the Federal Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate
any further comprehension hazards. 1000.D The Administrator may, at his or
her option, require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial
instruction in Federal Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot
is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.