In article , John P. Mullen
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Avril Poisson wrote:

Title of Paper: The Role of Lift Demons and Thrust Pixies in Heavier Than
Air Flight

Publication Date: April 1st

Abstract: The role of Lift Demons in aeronautics was first explained in
1994 by Mary Shafer (NASA). Since then, Shafer's work has been explored
and revised. This paper summarises advances in Lift Demon technology over
the last decade.

Keywords: Lift Demons, Thrust Pixies, lemon fondant

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Now you've done it.

This report was recently reclassified by the US Department of Spurious
and Petty Ever Classified Information Originally Unclassified Secretly
(SPECIOUS).

John Mullen

Were these lift demons by any chance named Bernie and Willie?

Cheers,

Dave

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Dave Eadsforth