clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
ups.com...
Ed Zagmoon wrote:
To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
superb.

So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
a famous singer.

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was
in - how good a musician is he?

Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
blonde next to him was better.

Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.