"Lonnie" @_#~#@.^net wrote in message
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"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
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That sounds like the start of a "Live forever" joke -- it's not
forever, it just seems that way in OK. But an OK friend had a nice
comeback. "Why do all the trees in OK lean toward Texas?"


"Texas sucks".

I admit it. I laughed. Now I'm ashamed!




If it wasn't for Oklahoma truckers and Mexican whores, there would never
have been a Texas.

Ah, come on. Everyone knows Okies only marry their sisters and first
cousins.