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Old January 23rd 09, 12:56 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.disasters.aviation,rec.arts.poems
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Default Maxie begins a new kook-out.were.... Airliner crashes into Hudson River after LGA departure

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" #$$9#@%%%.^^^ wrote in news:%Focl.29929$H12.18354
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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John wrote in
news:32b8ee0b-1587-4404-a9f3-e33d06d50c51
@u18g2000pro.googlegroups.com:

On Jan 15, 3:12 pm, Mxsmanic wrote:
Kingfish writes:
Holy smokes! CNN is reporting an airliner went down in the
Hudson
after departing LaGuardia. I heard something about
birdstrikes,
but
can't imagine a double engine failure due to that(?) They
sure picked a cold day to go swimming... Hope everybody is
ok...

Bird strikes are a leading cause of engine failure. Jet

engines
don't
often
fail all on their own.

Well, according to
http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/gener...y_channel.jsp?
channel=busav&
id=news/eng08036.xml

By the way, the study's authors noted that compressor
stalls/surges
account for two-thirds of the engine malfunctions in today's
turbofans. This is a change from earlier generation turbine
designs
in
which uncontained failures were the principal malfunction.

Since
stall/ surge is the primary engine malfunction, one would

assume
that
it would be a regular item during initial, recurrent or
simulator training. And yet, I cannot recall ever reviewing

the
matter or
being
exposed to a compressor stall/surge during a simulator

session.


I have, but only a couple of times and just to run through the
drill.Most checklists just have you retarding the throttle

and/or
shutting down anyhow.
Most times nowadays with high bypass fans it trashes the engine
straight
away, unlike the old JT8s and such which would fart away

happily
enough
until you pulled the thrust lever back.


Bertie


Sounds like you, retarded and farting away.



Awww, maxie make a witty!

ROLF!


Tie me kangaroo down, sport.

What-ho, Squiffy?


uh wwuh uh wwuh uh whiggga whigga whuh..


Cabbages on the ceiling, Ser!


Rice in all the crevices.


Makes a whole new meaning for "chop-stix", eh?
--
ah