Part III: 1. Add some alchohol to aforementioned cup of gas, approximating a 10%
mixture....

Part IV. 1: Add a tablet to pure gas, and then add alcohol (stirring)
until the tablet starts fizzing. Calculate the percentage of alcohol
needed, repeat Part III with that quantity.

Part V: Repeat Part IV, substituting water for alcohol.

Part VI: Add alka-seltzer to the beer that's in the cooler.

Ok, I just added that to see if you were paying attention.

Jose
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