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Old January 25th 09, 04:55 PM posted to alt.fan.bertie-the-bunyip,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.disasters.aviation
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Default Maxie begins a new kook-out.was: what do Okies eat anyhow?

Bertie the Bunyip pinched out a steaming pile
:

§ñühw¤£f wrote in
news:kcednUrkk7gzpebUnZ2dnUVZ_tninZ2d@centurytel. net:

Bertie the Bunyip pinched out a steaming pile
:

§ñühw¤£f wrote in
:

In message , Bertie

the
Bunyip wrote:
§ñühw¤£f wrote in news:l_WdnfjqXdGNd-
:

Bob Officer pinched out a steaming pile
:

On Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:00:35 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

§ñühw¤£f wrote in
news:BrOdnXm6qpDgCeXUnZ2dnUVZ_jGdnZ2d@centuryte l.net:

Bertie the Bunyip pinched out a

steaming
pile :

§ñühw¤£f wrote in
:

In message ,

Bob
Officer
wrote:
On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:31:50 -0600, in alt.usenet.kooks,
§ñühw¤£f
wrote:

Bob Officer pinched out a

steaming
pile :

On Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:31:29 -0600, in

alt.usenet.kooks,
§ñühw¤£f
wrote:

Bob Officer pinched out a

steaming
pile
:

On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:20:16 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.usenet.kooks,
Bertie
the Bunyip wrote:

§ñühw¤£f wrote in
news:t96dnQfJw-

:

Bertie the Bunyip pinched out

a
steaming
pile
:

"Scott M. Kozel" wrote in
news:gkvte8$eth$1 @news.motzarella.org:

§ñühw¤£f wrote:

I propose a technological solution to the

problem
of
bird
strikes:
turboprops.
Lets return to the good old days pre-jet

engines.

Well ... while the L-188 Lockheed Electra

example
is
a
turboprop,
the
above poster apparently didn't realize that a
turboprop engine
has a
jet
engine.

Discuss.

The large piston engines were incredibly

complex,
and generally
could
drive airliners at only about half the speed of
those
with
the
pure
jet
engines.


yes, but they were so much more fun


Bertie

Ok ok...totally *genius* idea: dirigibles.

Excellent. I'll sign on for a course.


Yeah, think on that for a while.

Its either that or the locomotive, chaps.

Only if it's a real one. i.e. Steam

No! Hell no!

And what pray tell is wrong with steam?

Steam locomotives? Everything.

Well man spit it out! Lets not play guessing games here!

Have you ever been on a working steam locomotive?

Not while its running.

They are very dirty (producing soot and ash. Very noisy.
(usually
about 90-105 dB. They get louder under full power)

Yeap. Coal fired mostly.

Most all locomotive engineers from the steam era were

deaf.
and suffered breathing problems.

My granpa was one
Deaf as hell but no breathing problems...he didnt know who

the
****
I
was later since he was all alzheimersy & stuff.

Most all locomotive engineers from the diesel era still
suffer hearing loss. Most all operating employees for
railroads with
more
than 10 years of service have some hearing loss. About

ten
years
ago
the railroads started losing lawsuits over hearing losses

and
started
a hearing conservation program. Too bad it was 27 years

too
late.

YEah...back in the day it was a macho job and you didnt

****
&
moan
about the conditions.

Biggest complaints from crews which still use those 1st

and
2nd generation locomotives, noise and exhaust fumes in

the
cab.

Ever seen a track weasel?


Mm, no. I seem to remeber hearing the term, though. What is

it?


back in the olden days the trains toilet dumped straight

onto
the tracks...the TP that persisted was called a "track

weasel".




OK never heard of that. ANd now it's lodged in my head

forever.
When will I learn?

Would the same thing happen if the blue ice sublimated leaving

only
the residue floating in the air?

Didnt airlines used to just dump straight out the plane?
IIRC people & things were getting hit with GIANT ICEY TURD-

CUBES.

shudder


Well, yes and no. There was a vent that sometimes woudl develop

an
icicle, but it wasn't supposed to do that!

MOMMY MOMMY I FOUND A COMET!!!111!!!!

Do aliens use tampons???


What didyou think comets were? Surely the big string trailing behind
gave you a clue?


Its cosmic poop...

0_0

Or, a new Okie delicacy.


WITH A SIDE OF KUDZU!!!!!1111!!!!!


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