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August 20th 08, 01:08 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
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POEM: Red Clam Sauce
Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:
Barbara's Cat says...
Aratzio wrote:
On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:
In article , Little Meow says...
Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
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I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom
Chuck
This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!
But what kind of wine would you serve with it?
Two-buck Chuck
RUNS!
Tsk. 'Sterno'
(Oh, how easily they forget.)
Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.
Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?
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