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Old August 21st 08, 08:48 PM posted to rec.arts.poems,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,talk.us.rhode-island
Dennis M. Hammes
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Default POEM: Red Clam Sauce

Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:

In article , Barbara's Cat
says...


Maxwell's Syphilitic Mother wrote:


Barbara's Cat says...


Aratzio wrote:


On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:41 -0700, in alt.usenet.kooks, Chairman Cow
bloviated:


In article , Little Meow says...


Charles Lysaght wrote in news:57785be3-6035-44ea-
:


I split your butt cheeks.
ecstacy
Pour on the red clam sauce.
squishy
We've been through a whole gallon.
clam enema
I like riding you more than bikes.
hairy
I have clams stuck to my balls.
snack
We smell like a fish monger.
dying
I passionately scream out your name.
Tom

Chuck


This adds a whole new dimension to your blog
entries regarding your fondness for cooking.
Now I can see what truly sates your epicurean
desires. Keep up the good work, Chuck!

But what kind of wine would you serve with it?

Two-buck Chuck

RUNS!


Tsk. 'Sterno'

(Oh, how easily they forget.)


Only a barbarian would eat their wine with a spoon.



Yeah. The subject is Chuckles Lysaght, eh?



I've certainly heard the name, but never had the (dis)pleasure...


http://www.chuck-lysaght.info/

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