"Ron Natalie" wrote in message ...
http://www.ittc.ku.edu/~cbosley/pictures/P6270047.JPG
Try this instead:
Godiva was a Lady who through Coventry did ride
To show the royal villagers her fair and pure white hide
The one who took her from her steed and led her to her beer
Was a bleary-eyed surveyor and a drunken engineer
(etc etc etc etc)
OK, I guess maybe not?