Matt Whiting wrote:

I've known a number of people who do these things and more and then park
their car in the handicap slot at Wal-Mart.

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't
know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the
register. There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with
dark shades on.

She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this
rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter
I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound that it makes."

She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb.
test line. It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."

She says, "Thats amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm
looking for so I'll take it."

He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime
the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes
that there is no way he could tell it was her--being blind he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up
the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes
ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and
the catfish stink bait is $2.50."

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Tbread drifted enough to make the post above ontopic... ;-P