Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 14 Sep 2007.
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:37:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:22:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:39:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
Newsgroup.................: demon.local
Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:00:01 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Fri, 07 Sep 2007 23:00:41 GMT
Stats End.................: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 22:25:55 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 1317
Total No. of Characters...: 5813916
Total Volume..............: 5677
Messages Per Day..........: 188.1
Characters Per Day........: 830559.4
Average Daily Volume......: 811 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 136
Messages with Sigs........: 13.82%
Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 58.79%
Original Content Rating...: 15.33%
Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 153 21.9 11.6%
Ding! Read it and weap, PHucker.
All you have proven is you have less of a life than me.
Au contraire, PHucker. If anything, I lead a more vibrant life than
you.
A vibrant life on usenet, yes ok......
And elsewhere. At least I don't have parrots squawking about the place
at all hours.
They shut up at night.
What? You tape their little beaks up?
2. anonym............................................ : 115 16.4 8.7%
3. ah................................................ : 75 10.7 5.7%
4. @@^.............................................. : 73 10.4 5.5%
5. John \"C\.........................................: 68 9.7 5.2%
6. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 62 8.9 4.7%
7. Naked Gonad.......................................: 54 7.7 4.1%
8. Mr Pounder........................................: 53 7.6 4.0%
9. Peter Hucker......................................: 50 7.1 3.8%
A0L! Barely scraped into the top 10.
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
Why would you wiggle your arse when brushing you teeth? ... oh!
Conservation of angular momentum.
On what basis do you make that k'lame?
Physics.
What does that have to do with arses, PHucker?
When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
and instead left them to their own devices.
That was lame.
But amusing.
Indeed.
When Ma & Pa first arrived on the homestead Pa installed a bell on the front porch and told Ma if trouble comes while I'm out in the field a plowin' then you just ring that bell and I'll come a running.
The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home. When he arrives Ma says, "Them boys are givin' me a hard time about doin' the chores and little Sammy done stuck the butter knife in the molasses without lickin' the blade clean first."
Pa says, "You mean I just run all the way in from the fields for this?? Next time it had better be important!"
The next day Pa hears the bell and takes off for home again. When he arrives his wife is in tears standing over a broke clothes line. "Pa", she says "some jackass came ridin' through here on a mule and ran right through the clothes line and rurnt the washin'." At first Pa was trying to figure out what was ridin' what but then he yells "I told you not to ring that bell unless something bad was goin' on. If this happens again I'm goin' to raise holy hell!!!"
The next day Pa hears the bell again and grabbin' up a board heads for home. When he arrives Ma is clinging to the porch rail with a spear in her back, the house behind her is in flames and the chickens are laying dead in the front yard, shot full of arrows.
Pa looks at Ma and says "Now that's more like it."
Now that was funny.
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