Isn't the Naugahyde a product of the North American Nauga? Since
there beasts have been on the endangered species list for many years,
don't you feel any shame? Our neighbors in Canada will certainly be
disappointed in you.

We sacrificed a Nauga last summer to repair the seat on the airport golf
cart.. it was a very nice albino Nauga. Being an albino, I don't think the
Canadians would have ever seen him, and if they never saw him, would they
ever miss him?
Don't think so..