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Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Wikipedia

I am not. He’s American. I am not southern, although I live in Canada south of California. I do comment on the parts of your country which ARE south of me. The bulk of Canadians are condiments in a USA Sandwich of delights with Alaska on one side and New York on the other.

I shall work harder to meet your expectations. Sorry, eh?