Lol - it might behoove them to actually read that bible they supposedly live
by.
Next time tell them you do not wish to be required to hate your family (Luke
14:26)
nor be required to give away your airplane and all your other worldly
posessions (Matthew 19:16-21. See also Luke 12:33)
nor sell your daughter into slavery (Exodus 21:7-10)
etc.. etc..
It makes sense you are a heathen Jay, as God made you evil because you are
bald (Jeremiah 47:5) - so you really can't help yourself.
It sounds like you might like
http://www.ffrf.org
Or
http://landoverbaptist.org