On Aug 8, 1:57 pm, " wrote:
A cardboard sign is affixed to the outer door of the Baptist Church
recreation room. The sign reads: 'HFA - 7pm'

Inside the air is thick with cigarette smoke. Everyone is sucking on
cups of heavily sugared coffee to go with their jelly donuts.

Newbie stands nervously and says, "Hello. My name is Bob and I'm a
Harbor Freightaholic."

The crowd responds: "Hi, Bob."

"It's been THREE DAYS since I bought that $13 half-inch air nibbler from HF. Nothing since."

The crowd cries, "HOW much? $13? What a deal! Is that sale still on?
It's not closing time yet!" And they all scramble out to their cars,
while Bob, who of course already has a half-inch air drill, eats the
rest of the jelly donuts...

Dan