"Roger (K8RI)" wrote in
:

On Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:51:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

TheSmokingGnu wrote in
news:Tq2Wi.9927$%r.2404@trnddc01:

Richard Riley wrote:
I do find the Mormans and Jehova's Witnesses that come to the door
to be awfully annoying. But they're just trying to get you to take
a copy of "The Watchtower." They don't have an exploding vest.

Maybe that's the problem; the Mormons ought to be using exploding
vests loaded with copies of The Watchtower, so that you'll have to
take at least one that landed, entrail-free, in your living room.

Just imagine, simultaneously enlightened and then bludgeoned to
death by knowledge. The mind boggles. :P

TheSmokingGnu

PS: Every time I see this thread topic posted here, I blindly jump
into it in the hopes someone has written an AIM for life. It would
certainly make my hand-signal skills better!


I generally ask them to come over for the human sacrifice we have
every saturday night.
Just tell 'em there are some members of your Coven that have expressed
a personal interest in them and they should be there shortly.


'xaclty. We had some that Mrs Bunyip was overly polite to years ago and
they kept coming back. I don't think I went as far as human
sacrifice,but I did allude to the occult and made some overtures
towards converting them!
It was a bit risky, as they could see you as a challenge. if you weren't
careful, but I think they read between the lines and got the idea and we
didn't see them again afterwards.



Bertie