You could wear it in the bathtub, perhaps going to the mall, rig it to your car in case your brakes fail, I know .... tow it behind your boat.
Don’t leave home without it. Buy some bubble wrap too....
Hey! How come nobody wears a helmet.
After all, flying cross country you might need to bail out. Your head might hit a cow.
LOL
Just having fun.
Cheers
R