Postman's Holiday wrote:
Truth, buddy, get yourself some professional help. There was no mass
9/11 conspiracy. The terrorists attacks were not directed by the
Whitehouse, the military, by congress, or by a group of disillusioned
Church Ladies.


Maybe Dana Carvey was involved.
After all, he was both Church Lady and George Bush

Ooops, wrong GB.
But then, maybe it was the old GB pulling the strings.