Thomas Borchert wrote:

And here comes the inevitable joke:

ATC: "Airliner123, number 2 to land, traffic ahead is a Shorts 360 on
final"

Airliner123: "Roger, traffic in sight... no, lost it, it just went over
a trailer park"


And the ubiquitous...

TOWER: "XYZ123 (Shorts 360, Female pilot) clear to land 34"

XYZ123:"roger,clear to land"

TOWER:"ABC987 (budgie visual approach) report final number 2 to a Shorts
360"

ABC987:"OK when the Lady's got her shorts down we'll slide in behind"