You Pommie *******s!
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:47:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:07:04 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"pmd" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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There there there Bruce.
We Brits have to win something - sometime.
Never! You're all a pack of ******* and lusers. The cup, like the
Ashes always belongs to us.
HA!
An Australian calling a Brit a tosser, that's a first.
Tell it to your stupid Prime Minister, Bruce.
Before the Chinese arrive in Darwin.
No army, no navy to speak of. They are gonna walk all over you.
No great loss.
Mr Pounder
I'd like to see an Aborigine Prime Minister just to **** all Aussies off.
I remember the White Australian Policy.
Just how stupid can you get?
Which bit of what are you calling stupid?
Your stupid bits, PHucker.
Non-specific evasion noted.
No your part, PHucker.
The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix
was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the
sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to
keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
"I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost
to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or,
you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor
considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and
flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix
saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The
Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of
the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the
blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix
of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
presented him with a check for five million dollars and told the man
that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided
to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
I'm sure a lot of Merkins have asked that question.
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