Why Iran Can't have Nukes (4 att.)

Inspired by die-hard religious beliefs and his perception of an unseen force
that works with his mind, the Iranian leader believes it is his duty to rid
the world of American influence, destroy the nation of Israel and prepare
the way for the return of the 12th imam.

The Iranians have a choice:

1) They can get rid of him

2) We can get rid of him

And if we have to do it, they can just kiss their C.J. asses goodbye.

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S A NUKE!