The Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft

Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft. Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built model.

www.customairmodels.com
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Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
that would make one hell of an expensive model!!

Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?

Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY somewhere???

And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
Aircraft"?

What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
aircraft?

Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.


"customairmodels" wrote in
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Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
model.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft


--
customairmodels

LOL

All they need to do is put a little opening on top where you can stick $100
bills in. As long as there's no way to get it back OUT, they would be 90%
there!

Marco "poor aircraft owner" Leon

"Jim Burns" wrote in message
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Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
that would make one hell of an expensive model!!

Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?

Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY
somewhere???

And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
Aircraft"?

What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
aircraft?

Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.


"customairmodels" wrote
in
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Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
model.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft


--
customairmodels





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Great rant!

Thanks.

"Jim Burns" wrote in message
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Closest thing to Owning an Aircraft??.... soooo.... these models come
complete with monthly hanger rent invoices?... title and registration
fees?.... annual inspection and maintenenance invoices?.... suck up huge
quantities of expensive fuel and oil all while going, um... nowhere?...
that would make one hell of an expensive model!!

Do they make real cool real life airplane sounds?

Hmm.... what about the ability to actually get IN one and FLY
somewhere???

And... IF I'm getting a model of MY aircraft, doesn't that already mean I
OWN MY Aircraft? So why would I need the "Closest thing to Owning an
Aircraft"?

What are you? DRUNK? How is owning a model the closest thing to Owning an
aircraft?

Buy some better meds buddy, then you'll be the next closest thing to
conscious and you can talk sanely to a new ad agency.


"customairmodels" wrote
in
message m...

Preserve the memories of your favorite flights, your current aircraft.
Or have a model of the aircraft you dream of having. Get a custom built
model.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custom model of your aircraft


--
customairmodels

i built a model douglas dc-3 for a retired pilot. says he flew the plane in the 50's. painted it with the early lake central colors. when the model got to his doorstep he opened it immediately set it on his table and stared at it for more than an hour. he told me he cried just looking at the plane bringing back a lot of good memories.

www.customairmodels.com
immortalize your baby.get a custombuilt model of your aircraft.

"customairmodels" wrote in
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Your models may be pure art, but your advertising methods are highly
questionable. Here on the Usenet, I can't see your art, so the other is all
that's left.

Vaughn

"customairmodels" wrote in
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immortalize your baby.get a custombuilt model of your aircraft.

Congratulations baby, you're immortal.... you've just been chosen to spend
the rest of eternity in my kill file. "PLONK" Spammer

I think he was referring to the cost of buying one ;-) --have you
seen the prices on those models?


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Ray Andraka wrote:
I think he was referring to the cost of buying one ;-) --have you
seen the prices on those models?

No, but if they're as high as all that, he can afford real advertising.

George Patterson
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you quarrel with your neighbor.
It makes you shoot at your landlord. And it makes you miss him.