More Troubling Planetary News

nightbat wrote:
nightsoil wrote

Congratulations and good news are in order for all
profound Earth Science Team Officers who warned or predicted recent
Japan Tsunami to help save lives. Thankfully not one Japan casualty was
reported so congratulations Officers well done and just spectacular.

Spectacular? Stop making a spectacle of yourself. Nothing happened,
dimbulb.

Also sadly Science Officer prediction of expected Earth store sale
rioting for playstation 3 has come to pass with some victims being
trampled, shot, robbed, and hurt, oh mercy! You heard it Officer here
first of the danger of Japan sending only a few #3 units to cause World
Wide panic for same before Christmas rush, oh the humanity!

Too bad you weren't one of the victims.

Officer Double-A thankfully has provided a link for gravity waves so the
case could be made of a major planetary degree instant shifting caused
by millions of humans going from one location to another looking for the
limited Japan produced #3 station. It could be the potential cause of
immense planetary gravitational shifts causing reported planetary
disturbances versus approaching Doomsday comet iterations of our Officer
Warhol. Either case these game hunters apparently have way too much time
on their hands if these events are somehow linked.

They have way too much time on their hands? What about you?

PLEASE DON'T PANIC! Take your time shopping and just wait till more of
the new batches of WW1 and Playstation #3 consoles come out soon. Or
just go buy your kid or yourself a telescope and come join the fun.

Caution: The resale value is not the same for a discount store learner
first level telescope as those games consoles on Ebay but what the heck,
maybe you'll be one of the first to hopefully see our Darla space coming
in and landing.

be a lert,
the fr00tbat

Yes, you are a lert, FrOOtL00p.