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#1
November 12th 06, 01:53 AM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
Tim Bruening wrote:
Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. 
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#2
November 13th 06, 12:54 AM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest?
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#3
November 13th 06, 01:38 PM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something.
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#4
November 13th 06, 11:45 PM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail.
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#5
November 14th 06, 04:06 AM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b.
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#6
November 14th 06, 11:10 AM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml I'll drink to that!
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#7
November 15th 06, 12:42 AM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml I'll drink to that! I'm not allowed - yet! Are u still pickled, you dill? Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday. First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It was luvvverly! How rubbery. A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with 9% Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I showed her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too. So you gotta be careful. What was it called?
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#8
November 15th 06, 12:24 PM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml I'll drink to that! I'm not allowed - yet! Are u still pickled, you dill? Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday. First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It was luvvverly! How rubbery. A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with 9% Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I showed her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too. So you gotta be careful. What was it called? Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand. Wot a strange name. (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.) They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the suppository lovers though. A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal health drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold. Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise.
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#9
November 16th 06, 01:35 PM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it takes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might start waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining with b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound eye. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics...The_Pink.shtml I'll drink to that! I'm not allowed - yet! Are u still pickled, you dill? Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday. First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to quit! It was luvvverly! How rubbery. A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syrup, with 9% Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - until I showed her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too. So you gotta be careful. What was it called? Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand. Wot a strange name. (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.) They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the suppository lovers though. A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal health drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold. Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise. Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both Southern Comfort and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!! Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average big barst . . sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls between his ears would probably say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks, wooden 'T'?! I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with my barge pole.
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#10
November 17th 06, 12:03 PM
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I Won Olympic Gold!
nemo wrote:
"Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "honestjohn" wrote in et: "Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "nemo" wrote in .uk: "Mitch Crane" -three wrote in message ... "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in ups.com: nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com. .. nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups .co m.. . nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oup s.c om... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message oups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com... nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups.com. .. nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ups. com ... Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament. . . . and a repost from his ark hives. (What Noah transported the bees in.) Is this really any of our bees' nest? To him it must have been the bees' knees so it ta kes repeating. You shouldn't be keeping track of him. He might sta rt waxing lyrical or something. Which lyrics might he sing and why on a phonograph cylinder? I was thinking more along the lines of wax on, wax off. But I will not bee my brother's keeper. Any Orion? Any Orion? Any any any Orion? ? Careful. He has a sting in his tail. Praps that's why he's buzzed off then. Praps. Or his segmented eye has spied something begining wi th b. Compound eye - or if he's a pharmacist, Medicinal Compound ey e. http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/Lily_The_Pink .sh tml I'll drink to that! I'm not allowed - yet! Are u still pickled, you dill? Had a tiny free sample of Sauvignon-Shiraz in the supermarket yesterday. First drop of booze I've had since March when I was advised to qu it! It was luvvverly! How rubbery. A local chemist years ago did a Medicinal Compound - a cough syru p, with 9% Morphine in it. It was extremely popular and an aunt of mine used to drink it straight from the bottle whether she had a cough or not - unti l I showed her the list of ingredients. She had a very rough time getting off it too. So you gotta be careful. What was it called? Butes' Cough Syrup. It was their own brand. Wot a strange name. (They were pretending to be Boots, the big chemist chain.) They should have called it Butt's Cough Syrup. Might confuse the suppository lovers though. A bit like the old monks putting tons of alcohol in their herbal heal th drinks, Benedictine, Chartreuse etc. to make sure they sold. Can you blame them? Nobody would buy the **** otherwise. Don't be too sure. Benedictine tastes good enough for both Southern Comfo rt and Drambuie to pinch the recipé!!! Like Chartreuse, it's extremly sweet though, so your average big barst . . sorry, bar-frequenting bloke with big balls between his ears would probab ly say they're crap because he thinks they're poofs' drinks, wooden 'T'?! I'm partial to Frangelica but I wood not touch Irish Mist with my barge pole. Filth! Svygu? Dhvgr svygul vaqrrq! You boys don't need to talk with your mouths full of man meat. What should they be full of then? Later on, mine will be full of sandwiches of mushrooms fried up with leek and garlic with a little tomato purée and lime juice stirred in, on wholemeal bread. Wot? No meat? Are youz a veggie or sometin? Umyay umyay! Knocks your bip chutty into a cocked hat!
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