Landing a rocket ship on the Empire State Building

How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land on
top of the antenna?

I don't care about any notams, but I suspect they won't apply to landing a
rocket ship.

I actually don't care about your answer- even if you are a NASA astronaut
with multiple missions, I will disagree and argue with anything you say,
since I obviously know more than you.

Regardless of your experience or knowledge, I will not accept your
responses, since my intellect is clearly superior to yours. I know a lot
about everything, and will freely tell you so.

I will continue to post ridiculous and impractical questions that are
marginally related to real flying, and draw attention to my pathetic life
that is otherwise devoid of human contact.

"Viperdoc" wrote in message
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How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land
on top of the antenna?

I saw a cartoon recently picturing a guy with his PC in the repair ship. The
caption reads "You have to fix it - alll of my friends are in there".

Viperdoc wrote:

How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land on
top of the antenna?

I don't care about any notams, but I suspect they won't apply to landing a
rocket ship.

I actually don't care about your answer- even if you are a NASA astronaut
with multiple missions, I will disagree and argue with anything you say,
since I obviously know more than you.

Regardless of your experience or knowledge, I will not accept your
responses, since my intellect is clearly superior to yours. I know a lot
about everything, and will freely tell you so.

I will continue to post ridiculous and impractical questions that are
marginally related to real flying, and draw attention to my pathetic life
that is otherwise devoid of human contact.



Listen, N00B, stfu. Autopilots without rudder control DO NOT make
coordinated turns.

"Viperdoc" wrote in
. net:

How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
and land on top of the antenna?

Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
and land on top of the antenna?

Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!

Bertie

cuz ur an idiot

fjukkwit

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"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" u33403@uwe wrote in news:73661f1645a3f@uwe:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
and land on top of the antenna?

Actually, I've tried a spacecraft sim and it's ****ing hard!

Bertie

cuz ur an idiot

fjukkwit

Awww, wassamtta. upset?

Can you do it, fjukktard?

have even the slightest notion how to go about it?




Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the
Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]

fjukkwit

Awww, wassamtta. upset?

Can you do it, fjukktard?

have even the slightest notion how to go about it?

Bertie

*yawn*
done that

been there

No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.


fjukktard, fjukkwit

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"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" u33403@uwe wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of
the Empire State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your
descent
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]

fjukkwit

Awww, wassamtta. upset?

Can you do it, fjukktard?

have even the slightest notion how to go about it?

Bertie

*yawn*
done that

been there


Yeah, right.


No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.




fjukktard, fjukkwit


Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl

IKYABWAI



Bwawhawhahwhahwhah

Bertie

No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.

fjukktard, fjukkwit

Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl

IKYABWAI

Bwawhawhahwhahwhah

Bertie

IKYABWAI bwahaha..all together! IKYABWAI, my lord IKYABWAIIIIIII

now just the women.. IKYABWAIIII!!!...now just the men.... ikyabwaiiiiii!!

now for my final trick...

wait for it...

I will land my space ship on top of the Empire State Building!!!

for the SECOND TIME, no less!!

fjukwit

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"Kloudy via AviationKB.com" u33403@uwe wrote in
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No..not upset. Just trying the oz version of friendly exchange.

fjukktard, fjukkwit

Ah, yes what passes fro wit in yur woridl

IKYABWAI

Bwawhawhahwhahwhah

Bertie

IKYABWAI bwahaha..all together! IKYABWAI, my lord IKYABWAIIIIIII

now just the women.. IKYABWAIIII!!!...now just the men....
ikyabwaiiiiii!!

now for my final trick...

wait for it...

I will land my space ship on top of the Empire State Building!!!

for the SECOND TIME, no less!!

fjukwit


Ooow, you're wonderful you are.


Upsetting a poor little bunyip.

You're just a bully, is all.

bertie