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The Real FAA Management Story
For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of mankind.The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. The problem with FAA Management reproducing is, and has been, a serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It is the responsibility of NATCA to solve this problem before a reverse Darwinism takes effect. It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "Controllers" or "Technicians" because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by FAA Management like power eating, full contact cubicle football without head protection, or crushing daily planners on one's head. So while the controllers and FAA workers are exiled from the masses, FAA Managers are cherished and embraced. Due to the substantial amount of low IQ FAA Management reproduction and relatively low amount of high IQ FAA worker reproduction,the intelligent become fewer and farther between. Since Bush obviously cannot control his self enough to make strides for the future, the FAA spins into an out of control state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid managers survive and the controllers and flying public perish. Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed effectively and immediately to pull Air Safety from a malevolent tailspin toward disaster. First off, FAA HQ should be outlawed. No longer should people be allowed to use their cubicles as a source of income. People who cannot afford to work simply should not have jobs. Unemployment benefits also must be disbanded — go get a job. That isn't to say those with disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand. One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair. Second, the government should compile a standardized test to thoroughly analyze any and all FAA Managers in the country for IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed, over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never before. It is true that, without the FAA Managers, there will be no one to clog up the airline airways, or people on the news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a human race, that simply must be made. |
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On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:15:21 -0400, wwwzzzyyyuuu
wrote in : The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ Idiocracy (2006) Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. more |
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Larry Dighera wrote:
On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:15:21 -0400, wwwzzzyyyuuu wrote in : The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ Idiocracy (2006) Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. more That sounds like the plotline for C. M. Kornbluth's "The Marching Morons," written in 1951. I read that when I was a teenager a zillion years ago when I found "The Science Fiction Hall of Fame" volumes (great collection, btw). Anyway, Wikipedia has an entry for Kornbluth's story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons As it turns out though, I believe regression to the mean may come into play. |
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Discovering "Marching Morons" and "Silly Season" not that long after
they were first published was the foundation of my Skiffy experience. Those and RAH's teen books, of course. Don |
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![]() "wwwzzzyyyuuu" wrote in message ... The Real FAA Management Story For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of mankind.The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. The problem with FAA Management reproducing is, and has been, a serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It is the responsibility of NATCA to solve this problem before a reverse Darwinism takes effect. NATCA is part of the problem. |
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wwwzzzyyyuuu wrote:
The Real FAA Management Story For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of mankind.The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. This reverse-Darwinism is not just a problem in the FAA, in case you haven't noticed. |
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kontiki wrote:
wwwzzzyyyuuu wrote: The Real FAA Management Story For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of mankind.The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. This reverse-Darwinism is not just a problem in the FAA, in case you haven't noticed. Maybe that "Reverse Darwinism" is the 3rd world assimilation of the previous once great America founded by white European's by 3rd world **** holes like Mexico and Africa? The New Washington Feminist Controlled Borg and Sycophant Society is Politically Correct Tyranny telling the evil white male to.... "Shut the **** up resistance is futile" I think it's time for a little resistance don't you?? We will decide if it's futile "The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants, it is it's natural manure"-Thomas Jefferson |
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On Oct 23, 8:40 pm, Larry Dighera wrote:
On Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:15:21 -0400, wwwzzzyyyuuu wrote in : The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ Idiocracy (2006) Private Joe Bauers, the definition of "average American", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive. more Drunkya & Co. plans to outsource all remote controller radar work to India soon, so the IQ levels will soon improve ! Only the tower slaves will remain. |
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