Jaaay! Oh Jaaay!

Don't tell me getting a little egg on your face is going to make you run
away?

Mopst people fjuk up their first attempt at forgery ( actually, if you do
it right, it's not forgery but froggery, there's a fine legal distinction)

You'll get better with practice!

No hard feelings towards your drug addict buddy or your down on his luck
night manager either.

Bertie