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July 4th 08, 12:47 AM
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Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008)
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Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says... Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Scott "Wereo" Lifshine YES NO Abstain KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton," Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney" Jamie "Lamie" Baillie None of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Maxwell Ding! Ding! Ding! And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination... Patriot Games Neither of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Is Ken Darian Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Raymond Karczewski None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Brad Guth Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Neither of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) gregvk The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings gregvk Neither of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) dvus Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Raymond Karczewski None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Raymond Karczewski Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) "Photon Degradation" by Double-A YES NO Abstain DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Neither of the above Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Dr. Andrew B. Chung The RAMD Asswipe Brigade Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Ed Conrad Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings gregvk Is Ken Darien Jamie "Lamie" Baillie None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Jamie "Lamie" Baillie YES NO Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Neither of the above Abstain BALSA GAVEL (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Scott "Wereo" Lifshine YES NO Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore. Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip Hey, Maxine, this makes two! Not bad for your first month Neither of the above Abstain PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) "We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco YES NO Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran Brad Guth Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Charles Lysaght Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Abstain KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Alexa Cameron John Wentzky Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Big-8 Management Board Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel The Gun Nutz of misc.survivalism and talk.politics.guns The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy Abstain OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS (Vote for one or abstain) Jeff Relf John Wentzky Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds" 
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#2
July 4th 08, 01:15 AM
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Forged post above
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it.
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#3
July 4th 08, 01:49 AM
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Frogged post above
In article , Maxwell says...
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. And you didn't read the instructions... -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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#4
July 4th 08, 05:58 AM
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Forged post above
On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote:
Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard Bertie
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#5
July 4th 08, 06:27 PM
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Forged post above
In article 22ab7bd4-84c7-43ab-968c-
, Bertie the Bunyip says... On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote: Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard With his observational skills, can you see him at the controls? -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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#6
July 4th 08, 07:40 PM
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Maxine makes the big time! (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards,June 2008)
On Jul 4, 1:47*am, Maxwell luv2^fly99@live.^com wrote:
In article , Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler says... Here follows the one true ballot for the June 2008 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on July 9th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BOBO AWARD *(Vote YES, NO, or abstain) *Scott "Wereo" Lifshine *YES *NO *Abstain KOOK OF THE MONTH *(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) *Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton," *Anthony X AKA "Sir Tony Baloney" *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *None of the above *Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Maxwell Ding! *Ding! *Ding! And I'm sure this won't be Maxine's last nomination... *Patriot Games *Neither of the above *Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH *(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) *Is Ken Darian *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Raymond Karczewski *None of the above *Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Brad Guth *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Neither of the above *Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *gregvk *The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy *Neither of the above *Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings *gregvk *Neither of the above *Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE *(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) *dvus *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Raymond Karczewski *None of the above *Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD *(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) *Babaloonie *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Raymond Karczewski *Neither of the above *Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD *(Vote YES, NO, or abstain) *"Photon Degradation" by Double-A *YES *NO *Abstain DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *"Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky *"Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus *Neither of the above *Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Neither of the above *Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Dr. Andrew B. Chung *The RAMD Asswipe Brigade *Neither of the above *Abstain TAR & FEATHERS *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Ed Conrad *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Neither of the above *Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD *(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) *Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings *gregvk *Is Ken Darien *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *None of the above *Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE *(Vote YES, NO, or abstain) *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *YES *NO *Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie *Neither of the above *Abstain BALSA GAVEL *(Vote YES, NO, or abstain) *Scott "Wereo" Lifshine *YES *NO *Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD *(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) *Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore. *Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip I-m honored Bertie
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#7
July 5th 08, 05:40 AM
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Forged post above
Juan Tootreego wrote in
: In article 22ab7bd4-84c7-43ab-968c- , Bertie the Bunyip says... On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote: Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard With his observational skills, can you see him at the controls? Of one of those baby walkers with the little colored rings on a wire ... Bertie
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#8
July 5th 08, 09:51 AM
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Forged post above
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... On Jul 4, 2:15 am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote: Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard Bertie Liar.
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#9
July 5th 08, 03:58 PM
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Forged post above
In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says... Juan Tootreego wrote in : In article 22ab7bd4-84c7-43ab-968c- , Bertie the Bunyip says... On Jul 4, 2:15*am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote: Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard With his observational skills, can you see him at the controls? Of one of those baby walkers with the little colored rings on a wire ... As long as he has an adult to do the steering -- "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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#10
July 5th 08, 05:21 PM
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Forged post above
"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:3CGbk.11952$Fj5.638
@newsfe23.lga: "Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message ... On Jul 4, 2:15 am, "Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote: Hey Burtie, your forgot to cross post it. I didn't poast it fjukktard Bertie Liar. Nope. But do keep saying it over and over. It's funny. Bertie
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