more (literally) felony stupid

On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:08:21 -0800 (PST), Jared wrote:

Welcome to a.r.k.! Nice first post.

Thanks grin

You might be interested to know that people who forge others' posts
will burn in hell. Specifically, the eighth circle of hell, according
to Dante. He called it 'Malebolge'. I'm not sure whether the crime
warrants eternal torture in Bolgia Nine or Bolgia Ten. For instance,
one can look forward to disembowelment, or leprosy, depending on the
exact classification.

Have you peach fuzz? Do you shave? Are you of age?

If so! Good morning!

I hunt the archives of Usenet with great endeavour to find people who I
can award scholarships. Congratulations, you have qualified for one
entire week at AssClown U.

Yes, being your normal assclown is not enough! You have all the
qualities
to become a real, full-fledged AssClown!

If I can have your MasterCard, assclown, we can get started
immediately!!!

--
tiger