A Little Aviation Humor

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private
investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning of the
Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't
you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black outfits
with initials in large white letters across their backs?
F. A. T. A. S. S. - - - - - - - I feel safer already.

This requires a lot of Special High Intensity Training...

"Chuck" wrote in message
nk.net...


Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private
investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning of
the
Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't
you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black
outfits
with initials in large white letters across their backs?
F. A. T. A. S. S. - - - - - - - I feel safer already.

"Sven" wrote in message
news:KCeNb.66074$xy6.124170@attbi_s02...
This requires a lot of Special High Intensity Training...

At the South Hampton Institute of Technology...


"Chuck" wrote in message
nk.net...


Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private
investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning of
the
Secret Service.

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of
multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc.

Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.
Can't
you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black
outfits
with initials in large white letters across their backs?
F. A. T. A. S. S. - - - - - - - I feel safer already.

Tom Sixkiller wrote:

"Sven" wrote in message
news:KCeNb.66074$xy6.124170@attbi_s02...
This requires a lot of Special High Intensity Training...

At the South Hampton Institute of Technology...

The Stevens Intitute of Technology (a fine school, by the way) is located in
Hoboken, NJ. Some members of the administration proposed renaming it the Stevens
Hoboken Intitute of Technology until someone pointed out what should have been
obvious.

George Patterson
Great discoveries are not announced with "Eureka!". What's usually said is
"Hummmmm... That's interesting...."

G.R. Patterson III wrote:
The Stevens Intitute of Technology (a fine school, by the way) is located in
Hoboken, NJ. Some members of the administration proposed renaming it the Stevens
Hoboken Intitute of Technology until someone pointed out what should have been
obvious.

Hm...I always thought the original name was "Stevens-Hughes IT"...Didn't
they do a port of SNOBOL back in the 60s/70s and they realized it
had to be named "SITBOL" for obvious reasons...

"G.R. Patterson III" wrote in message
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Tom Sixkiller wrote:

"Sven" wrote in message
news:KCeNb.66074$xy6.124170@attbi_s02...
This requires a lot of Special High Intensity Training...

At the South Hampton Institute of Technology...

The Stevens Intitute of Technology (a fine school, by the way) is located
in
Hoboken, NJ. Some members of the administration proposed renaming it the
Stevens
Hoboken Intitute of Technology until someone pointed out what should have
been
obvious.

Obvious only if they weren't a bunch of sh&$heads!!