TFRs and ADIZ: The Final Solution

Ernie Fletcher nearly got himself shot down when he penetrated the DC ADIZ
with a busted transponder. Can you imagine what would have resulted from
such an event? It could well have been the end of the Bush administration.
So, I have a modest (ahem) proposal.

Democrats! Here is your chance to so embarrass the Bush administration that
it will fall almost immediately! Each of you take your plane and
'accidentally' fly it into the ADIZ. Not all at once; it has to look random.
Be sure to take your families with you. Then, when you get shot down, the
Bush administration will get a black eye from 'killing innocent women and
children.' The Kerry campaign will have a field day criticizing 'the
reckless behavior of the Bush administration.' There will be Congressional
investigations, independent prosecutors, maybe even impeachment proceedings.
The fact that all the people killed are Democrats will make it look like
some kind of evil Republican conspiracy. It might even mean the end of the
Republican Party as we know it.

I know that many of you have said that you would do anything to get rid of
Bush, so here is your chance. After all, what are the lives of a few
Democrats compared with ousting the rascals from office? Al-Qaeda have
repeatedly demonstrated that they are willing to sacrifice their lives
simply to get Bush out of office. Can you do less than a bunch of
foreigners? I say go for it. The more of you Democrats that go and get
yourselves killed, the better off this country is going to be.

--
Christopher J. Campbell
World Famous Flight Instructor
Port Orchard, WA


If you go around beating the Bush, don't complain if you rile the animals.