How to build my own Boeing 747 ? ? ? ? ?

I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

On 14 Dec 2004 15:12:55 -0800,
(Bruno Beam) wrote:

I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

Start by cutting down the biggest redwood tree you can find, then
build a lathe and start turning. 50 gallons of redwood oil and 30
gallons of spar varnish should make that baby shine. You might be
able to find wings from an old Barling bomber to finish it.

On 14 Dec 2004 15:12:55 -0800,
(Bruno Beam) wrote:

I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

You obviously need to go to:
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

Tim Ward

On 14 Dec 2004 16:45:53 -0800, wrote:



On 14 Dec 2004 15:12:55 -0800,
(Bruno Beam) wrote:

I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

You obviously need to go to:
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

You know, if there was *one* topic that I would have bet would never come up on
RAH again.... :-)

Ron "Deja Moo" Wanttaja

Ron Wanttaja wrote:
But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

You obviously need to go to:
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

You know, if there was *one* topic that I would have bet would never come
up on RAH again.... :-)

Ron "Deja Moo" Wanttaja

What percent completion are you?

too bad you had that printer failure right before printing the layout
patterns.
I had my aluminum all cleaned and ready to go!
UltraJohn

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
...
I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.


Snuggle up with your local airway CEO. One of the museums in The Netherlands
(Aviodrome at Lelystad) just bought one fully functional from KLM for 1
Euro. They initially wanted to fly it into Lelystad (EHLE), but the runway
was too narrow...

You'll have to promise to only fly it outside rural areas..

Rob

You better have some damned good wood to pleasure Darlene Druyun well enough
that she'd give you a 747....
oh wait a sec....she's not with Boeing, is she...

....so what are the old parts for?

"Bruno Beam" wrote in message
...
I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

From: Ron Wanttaja
Date: 12/14/2004 20:35 Central Standard Time
Message-id:

On 14 Dec 2004 16:45:53 -0800, wrote:



On 14 Dec 2004 15:12:55 -0800,
(Bruno Beam) wrote:

I tried to buy one, but they were a little bit too expensive.

But I want to start my own airline and need a 747.Can I buy a
budget-747 with wood and some old parts?

You obviously need to go to:
http://www.wanttaja.com/avlinks/diy747.htm

You know, if there was *one* topic that I would have bet would never come up
on
RAH again.... :-)

Ron "Deja Moo" Wanttaja

Ron, why have you not kitted it out?

Dan "thinks Ron is holding out," U.S. Air Force, retired

Earlier, Greybeard wrote:

Start by cutting down the biggest
redwood tree you can find...
With... A herring!

Bob "Nihilist" K.
http://www.hpaircraft.com

"Bob K." wrote in message
oups.com...
Earlier, Greybeard wrote:

Start by cutting down the biggest
redwood tree you can find...
With... A herring!

Bob "Nihilist" K.
http://www.hpaircraft.com

But what about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ;o)

Tony