The Castrati must return !!!

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
superb.

So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
a famous singer.

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

P.S. : I hope you don't mind that I will eat your balls,
but they are so tasty, I can't throw them away.

You won't get much value out of Dickless' gonads.

Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Any volunteers?
I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.
He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

On which authority do you rely?

You know a lot of them, do you?

Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Any volunteers?
I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.
He's too old.
You sure? He's so immature.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)
Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
On which authority do you rely?

You know a lot of them, do you?

what I know is not a concern here

Don't worry. We're not concerned that you don't know anything.

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Any volunteers?
I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.
He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or
2% of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's
unlikely that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

On which authority do you rely?

You know a lot of them, do you?

Does she actually know anything?

Obviously not not.

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he is
still childish.

Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2%
of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?

Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely
that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

They were like the rock stars of their day.

You mean like KISS?

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Ed Zagmoon wrote:
To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
superb.

So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
a famous singer.

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was
in - how good a musician is he?

Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
blonde next to him was better.

Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use
of
them.

He's too old.

You sure? He's so immature.

Age is no guarantee of maturity. He's certainly past puberty even if he
is
still childish.

Infantile would be my description of choice for Dickless.

You could be right about that.

Glad you agree, fan.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or
2%
of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.

Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

LOL! I'm sure she would, but would he let her get close enough?

Why? Its not like he's got anything to lose! A0L!

He would have to give up his delusions of adequacy.

The sad part is that he probably thinks he's better than the rest of
us.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's
unlikely
that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all
very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)

Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.

They were like the rock stars of their day.

You mean like KISS?

Did women actually like KISS?

Maybe just Gene Symon's tongue.

clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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clarinet.fan wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
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Ed Zagmoon wrote:
To save classical music, the Castrati must return,
because their voices were so wonderful, magical,
superb.

So my plan is to create some Castrati and train them
to be master-singers. Hey, these 2 balls just mean
trouble anyway, so let me cut them off and become
a famous singer.

Any volunteers?

I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.

No guaranty that he would make a good singer. You heard the band he was
in - how good a musician is he?

Not very good. Salieri would be a good musical nickname for him. The
blonde next to him was better.

Salieri was not that bad - just not as amazing as Mozart.

OK, so Dickless is worse than Salieri.

Naturally, I would be impressed if Dickless could both sing and play
his octocontrabass clarinet at the same time.

Tholen owns the octocontrabass??? Wow, maybe we could talk him into posting
an mp3 - I've only seen photos, and would love to hear how it sounds.

From Dickless? Don't expect it to sound good.

Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Lora Crighton wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Any volunteers?
I volunteer Dickless. After all, its not like he can make any use of
them.
He's too old.
You sure? He's so immature.

The operation needs to be done before puberty, but there is no
guarantee that it will be successful - I think it's only about 1 or 2% of the
boys who had it done went on to be great singers.
Dickless hasn't got any balls anyway. Butt there's only one way to
check. I gather you'd volunteer in a flash.

Anyway, sound ideals have changed over the centuries, and it's unlikely that the
castrato voice would be as popular today. Period performance is all very well,
but audiences don't have period ears :-)
Women seems to like castrati for some reason. Not sure why.
On which authority do you rely?
You know a lot of them, do you?
what I know is not a concern here

Don't worry. We're not concerned that you don't know anything.

You have checked me again, clever devil. I cannot hope to be victorious
in your daffy puddle of the world. I have pushed against your humongous
intellect without realizing the futility of such an act. I acquiesce.
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