Watch what you say in a PIREP?

This is quite entertaining, fresh from DUATS:
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Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: URGENT pilot report
at 46 nautical miles on the 100° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
8:32pm PST (0432Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
reported moderate to turbulence severe ... KNOCKED the CRAP out of U.S.
... Seattle Center (WA)

Seattle WA (Seattle-Tacoma Intl) [SEA]: pilot report
at 40 nautical miles on the 104° radial of Seattle [SEA VOR] at
7:53pm PST (0353Z), at 10,000 feet a Boeing C-17, Globemaster 3
reported light to moderate turbulence ... .. Seattle Center (WA)