Landing a rocket ship on the Empire State Building

How does one land a rocket ship like the lunar lander on top of the Empire
State Building? What techniques do you use to slow your descent and land on
top of the antenna?

I don't care about any notams, but I suspect they won't apply to landing a
rocket ship.

I actually don't care about your answer- even if you are a NASA astronaut
with multiple missions, I will disagree and argue with anything you say,
since I obviously know more than you.

Regardless of your experience or knowledge, I will not accept your
responses, since my intellect is clearly superior to yours. I know a lot
about everything, and will freely tell you so.

I will continue to post ridiculous and impractical questions that are
marginally related to real flying, and draw attention to my pathetic life
that is otherwise devoid of human contact.