An off topic public service announcement

There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

This will explain everything.

Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.

Hell, I will drink to that!!!!!!

I have an Rx from my doc, one martini a day for good health. Honest!! I am
now drinking the one for Dec 13th, 2010!!! Healthy as a horse!!!

Paul



"Tina" wrote in message
...
There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

This will explain everything.

Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.

Tina wrote in news:c234de9b-cc32-4b29-836c-
:

There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

This will explain everything.

Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.





How do you figure this is off topic?


Bertie

This is the rec.avaition,piloting newsgroup, silly, not the
rec.bash.mx which would be a much more popular one.

I should have cross posted.


How do you figure this is off topic?

Bertie

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:34 -0800 (PST), Tina wrote:

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

I personally prefer W.C. Fields' reasoning: "I don't drink water, fish f*ck in
it..."

Ron Wanttaja

"Ron Wanttaja" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:34 -0800 (PST), Tina
wrote:

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

I personally prefer W.C. Fields' reasoning: "I don't drink water, fish
f*ck in
it..."

"What weasel put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?" -- W.C. Fields

Tina wrote in news:55a736a6-8cc1-44c5-9444-
:

This is the rec.avaition,piloting newsgroup, silly,

I know.


Bertie

On Dec 14, 11:40 am, Tina wrote:
There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

I don't drink alcohol, for a few reasons (not religous) but mostly
just personal choice. My body is however largely protected from ****
filled water by the copious amounts of caffeine I ingest in the form
of Diet Coke.