VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, June 2008

The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote in
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On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:16:18 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip fixed me with a
beady eye, and foamed wildly:
Gary L. Burnore wrote:
On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:07:16 -0700 (PDT), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

\
*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip

aSSUMING THAT´S aLLOWED

I assumed it wasn't and abstained. If it is allowed, then the FNVW
should change my vote to JamieTard.

Or i could vote for your's and you could vote for mine.

That's fair, surely?

ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in the
ballot intro.


Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory is his
and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.



Bertie

Hail Eris! On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:37 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Bertie the Bunyip, when they suddenly burst out
in tears:
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:16:18 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip fixed me with a
beady eye, and foamed wildly:
Gary L. Burnore wrote:
On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:07:16 -0700 (PDT), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

\
*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip

aSSUMING THAT´S aLLOWED

I assumed it wasn't and abstained. If it is allowed, then the FNVW
should change my vote to JamieTard.

Or i could vote for your's and you could vote for mine.

That's fair, surely?

ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in the
ballot intro.

Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory is
his and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.

Close enough for government work...And for the FNVW.

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Hail Eris! On Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:41:37 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of Bertie the Bunyip, when they suddenly
burst out in tears:
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:16:18 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip fixed me with
a beady eye, and foamed wildly:
Gary L. Burnore wrote:
On Fri, 4 Jul 2008 21:07:16 -0700 (PDT), Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

\
*Maxwell, trained by Bertie the Bunyip

aSSUMING THAT´S aLLOWED

I assumed it wasn't and abstained. If it is allowed, then the
FNVW should change my vote to JamieTard.

Or i could vote for your's and you could vote for mine.

That's fair, surely?

ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in
the ballot intro.

Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory
is his and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.

Close enough for government work...And for the FNVW.


It's academic in any case. Who can stand against the mighty Jamie?


Bertie

On Jul 10, 12:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote innews:v6Lck.3014$7%6.1705@edtnps82:

ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in the
ballot intro.

Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory is his
and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.


Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the hour/day/week/month or year is
giving him a status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .

george wrote in
:

On Jul 10, 12:41 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
wrote innews:v6Lck.3014$7%6.1705@edtnps82:

ROFL! No, you can't vote for or against yourselves -- it's all in
the ballot intro.

Well, I wasn't actually voting for myself, only for Maxie. All glory
is his and I would merely bask in his reflected magnificence.


Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the hour/day/week/month or year is
giving him a status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .



I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually. His refusal to face facts
is key and, given time, hes going to get kookier. Trust me on this. I know
how to make a good kook a great kook.


Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
george wrote in

Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the hour/day/week/month or year is
giving him a status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .



I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually. His refusal to face facts
is key and, given time, hes going to get kookier. Trust me on this. I know
how to make a good kook a great kook.


Bertie

I'd have to agree with george, buttlipp, you're just wasting a lot of OTHER
PEOPLES time. Looks like george is one of the first to start realizing it.
Just because someone disagrees with you, does not make them a kook. You
might soon find yourself on a LOT of the wrong peooples **** lists.

You're the one refusing to face the facts, dumb ass. You're the ****ing
kook, and I seriously doubt you're the original Bertie as well.

Trust you my ass. Who would trust a lying, forging, cross posting asshole
like you. You claim to be a professional pilot, but act more like a used
toilet salesman. Are you sure you're not Nathan Carr, of Honest Carr's Used
Johns.

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
george wrote in

Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the hour/day/week/month or year
is giving him a status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .



I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually. His refusal to face
facts is key and, given time, hes going to get kookier. Trust me on
this. I know how to make a good kook a great kook.


Bertie

I'd have to agree with george, buttlipp, you're just wasting a lot of
OTHER PEOPLES time.


Nope. They are wasting their time. You are wasting your time.


Looks like george is one of the first to start
realizing it. Just because someone disagrees with you, does not make
them a kook. You might soon find yourself on a LOT of the wrong
peooples **** lists.


Never said it did. A k00k, by definition, is someone who rails on
against somethinhg he's concocted inside his pointy head.



You're the one refusing to face the facts, dumb ass. You're the
****ing kook, and I seriously doubt you're the original Bertie as
well.


Of course you do. You're a k00k!



Trust you my ass. Who would trust a lying, forging, cross posting
asshole like you. You claim to be a professional pilot, but act more
like a used toilet salesman. Are you sure you're not Nathan Carr, of
Honest Carr's Used Johns.


Pretty sure.

"Colonel Jake" wrote in
:


Bertie the Bunyip


:
: Maxwell luv2^fly99@cox.^net
:
:
:
: Bertie the Bunyip
: :
: : george
: :
: : Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the
: : hour/day/week/month or year is giving him a
: : status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .
: :
: :
: : I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually.
: : His refusal to face facts is key and, given time,
: : hes going to get kookier. Trust me on this. I
: : know how to make a good kook a great kook.
: :
: : Bertie
: :
:
: I'd have to agree with george, buttlipp, you're
: just wasting a lot of OTHER PEOPLES time.
:
:
: Nope. They are wasting their time. You are wasting
: your time.
:
:
: Looks like george is one of the first to start
: realizing it. Just because someone disagrees with
: you, does not make them a kook. You might soon find
: yourself on a LOT of the wrong peooples **** lists.
:
:
: Never said it did. A k00k, by definition, is someone
: who rails on against somethinhg he's concocted inside
: his pointy head.
:
:
: You're the one refusing to face the facts, dumb
: ass. You're the ****ing kook, and I seriously doubt
: you're the original Bertie as well.
:
:
: Of course you do. You're a k00k!
:
:
: Trust you my ass. Who would trust a lying, forging,
: cross posting asshole like you. You claim to be a
: professional pilot, but act more like a used toilet
: salesman. Are you sure you're not Nathan Carr, of
: Honest Carr's Used Johns.
:
:
: Pretty sure.
:

Both of you guys?,
"Have it wrong!!! (bout'da'koOks),...., no one, could
ever be a gOod koOk unless?!?!?!,...., they have
one of these, on their resume?!?!?!..."
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"The Order of Lenin for Usefulness Medallion!!!..."

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Love the Wendy music...


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip


:
: Maxwell luv2^fly99@cox.^net
:
:
:
: Bertie the Bunyip
: :
: : george
: :
: : Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the
: : hour/day/week/month or year is giving him a
: : status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .
: :
: :
: : I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually.
: : His refusal to face facts is key and, given time,
: : hes going to get kookier. Trust me on this. I
: : know how to make a good kook a great kook.
: :
: : Bertie
: :
:
: I'd have to agree with george, buttlipp, you're
: just wasting a lot of OTHER PEOPLES time.
:
:
: Nope. They are wasting their time. You are wasting
: your time.
:
:
: Looks like george is one of the first to start
: realizing it. Just because someone disagrees with
: you, does not make them a kook. You might soon find
: yourself on a LOT of the wrong peooples **** lists.
:
:
: Never said it did. A k00k, by definition, is someone
: who rails on against somethinhg he's concocted inside
: his pointy head.
:
:
: You're the one refusing to face the facts, dumb
: ass. You're the ****ing kook, and I seriously doubt
: you're the original Bertie as well.
:
:
: Of course you do. You're a k00k!
:
:
: Trust you my ass. Who would trust a lying, forging,
: cross posting asshole like you. You claim to be a
: professional pilot, but act more like a used toilet
: salesman. Are you sure you're not Nathan Carr, of
: Honest Carr's Used Johns.
:
:
: Pretty sure.
:

Both of you guys?,
"Have it wrong!!! (bout'da'koOks),...., no one, could
ever be a gOod koOk unless?!?!?!,...., they have
one of these, on their resume?!?!?!..."
(click below)

"The Order of Lenin for Usefulness Medallion!!!..."

COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
Presents
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)

--

Colonel Jake'sters:

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)

'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - Dialup
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"Colonel Jake" wrote in news:_e2dncUp1fH5m-
:


"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
...
: "Colonel Jake" wrote in
: :
:
:
: Bertie the Bunyip
:
:
: :
: : Maxwell luv2^fly99@cox.^net
: :
: :
: :
: : Bertie the Bunyip
: : :
: : : george
: : :
: : : Nominating Maxie boy for a kook of the
: : : hour/day/week/month or year is giving him a
: : : status that, frankly, he has yet to rise to .
: : :
: : :
: : : I disagree. He's a pretty decent k00k, actually.
: : : His refusal to face facts is key and, given time,
: : : hes going to get kookier. Trust me on this. I
: : : know how to make a good kook a great kook.
: : :
: : : Bertie
: : :
: :
: : I'd have to agree with george, buttlipp, you're
: : just wasting a lot of OTHER PEOPLES time.
: :
: :
: : Nope. They are wasting their time. You are wasting
: : your time.
: :
: :
: : Looks like george is one of the first to start
: : realizing it. Just because someone disagrees with
: : you, does not make them a kook. You might soon find
: : yourself on a LOT of the wrong peooples **** lists.
: :
: :
: : Never said it did. A k00k, by definition, is someone
: : who rails on against somethinhg he's concocted inside
: : his pointy head.
: :
: :
: : You're the one refusing to face the facts, dumb
: : ass. You're the ****ing kook, and I seriously doubt
: : you're the original Bertie as well.
: :
: :
: : Of course you do. You're a k00k!
: :
: :
: : Trust you my ass. Who would trust a lying, forging,
: : cross posting asshole like you. You claim to be a
: : professional pilot, but act more like a used toilet
: : salesman. Are you sure you're not Nathan Carr, of
: : Honest Carr's Used Johns.
: :
: :
: : Pretty sure.
: :
:
: Both of you guys?,
: "Have it wrong!!! (bout'da'koOks),...., no one, could
: ever be a gOod koOk unless?!?!?!,...., they have
: one of these, on their resume?!?!?!..."
: (click below)
:
: "The Order of Lenin for Usefulness Medallion!!!..."
:
: COlOnel Jake Enterprises®
: Presents
: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)
:
:
: Am I to be considered presented?
: --
:
: Colonel Jake'sters:
:
: 'Plain-Azzed-Texted' Signature - High Speed
: (http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page200/)
:
:
: Love the Wendy music...
:

Are you talking about?,
"The Composer?!?!?! (Wendy Carlos),....,
the guy who had a sex change back in the 80's?!?!?!..."
(does alot fo classical compositions for movies)


that's her. Of course, it was he back then when that one was made for A
Clockwork Orange.




Bertie
:
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