Survival Rifle III

"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

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"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."


Well, as it's coming up on Christmas, I can only say:

"You'll put your eye out with one of those things, kid."

Tim Ward

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"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

How positively plebian! One MUST have a pellet rifle .

Bob

On Dec 6, 12:47*am, "Bob Murray" wrote:
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"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. *What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). *Now this here's a BB
gun. *If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. *(Pats the stock.) *But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. *So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. *I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. *Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

How positively plebian! *One MUST have a pellet rifle .

Bob

On Dec 5, 11:08*pm, " wrote:
"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. *What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). *Now this here's a BB
gun. *If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. *(Pats the stock.) *But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. *So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. *I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. *Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

Bob,

Kinda like every kid dreams of having a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas
like in the movie?

JS

Thank you, no..

I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..


wrote:
"I read your posts about a survival rifle and lemme tell you, you just
don't understand the modern Ami-rican mind. What you want is THIS
(shows me a rusty 'Daisy' 'Red Ryder' BB gun). Now this here's a BB
gun. If you lived in the right part of Ami-rica during the right TIME
to be living there, then you had one of these. (Pats the stock.) But
nowadayz if you got one of these you wouldn't BELIEVE all the ****
that comes down. So just stick one of these in your plane some
place. I keep this one wired to the main-spar but you can put it just
about any wheres. Then you make sure that IF you ever go down off the
grid that the FIRST thing they say about it is that your family and
friends aren't worried because you've got a BB GUN on board!

Now, as soon as all them bleeding hearts see that in the papers and
hear it on the TV, they'll clutch their chests and stagger to the bar
whilst whipping out their cell phones and hitting '3' which is the
speed-dial for their Congressman, the same one they've bribed all
these years with all that 'political contribution' bull pucky crap,
cuz as everbody KNOWS, a BB gun is the first step on that slippery
slope to voting a straight Republicant ticket.

And surer than God mad little green apples, you'll barely have time to
shake the aruminum outten your hair when two deputies and an insane
German Shepard -- and I MEAN a shepard, not a dog -- will come driving
up and slap the cuffs on you and say real nasty-like, "We hear you got
a BB GUN in that there aeroplane of yours."

On Dec 6, 11:18*am, Dave S wrote:
Thank you, no..

I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
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BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
A/C -n- Hanger.

Pump just enough that stray ricochet does not harm valuables.

Reggie

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On Dec 6, 11:18 am, Dave S wrote:
Thank you, no..

I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
************************************************* ***************

BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
A/C -n- Hanger.

Pump just enough that stray ricochet does not harm valuables.




Reggie

Just shows how much you know, Reggie! DAISY BB Guns do not "PUMP"! One
swift stroke of the lever, that's all. And I've still got mine from 1945.
And it still works, And ricochet of BB's is what makes them so darned much
fun (ouch - dangit! )

And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward, synchronized through
the prop! Just wait till some city-slicker in a shiny RV cuts me off on
short final!

Flash

On Dec 6, 4:32*pm, "Flash" wrote:
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On Dec 6, 11:18 am, Dave S wrote:

Thank you, no..

I will keep my Glock.. and perhaps my mini 14..
************************************************* ***************
BB gun very handy for those small critters that like to inhabit your
A/C -n- Hanger.
Pump just enough that stray ricochet *does not harm valuables.

Reggie

Just shows how much you know, Reggie! *DAISY BB Guns do not "PUMP"! *One
swift stroke of the lever, that's all. *And I've still got mine from 1945.
And it still works, *And ricochet of BB's is what makes them so darned much
fun * (ouch - dangit! )

And Bobbie-Boy, you listen here --- no way is that thing gonna be wired to
anyplace, - maybe dict-taped, fixed for firing forward, synchronized through
the prop! Just wait till some city-slicker in a shiny RV cuts me off on
short final!

Flash

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http://www.daisy.com/index.html

If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
the lever is correct.....

http://daisy.com/spring_air_english.pdf

After your are competent, you may wish to use one of the One to Ten
pump, models...

Such as:

http://daisy.com/880_web_manual.pdf

And don't forget your eye protection.

Reggie

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If your still "in training" since 1945, One Stroke, 1 or 7 clicks of
the lever is correct.....

Most of the daisy bb guns around me, had a spring, and only one cock had it
ready to go, as it ever would be.

Now, if you wanted a "real" BB gun, you got a Crossman (sp?) 760, and give
it about ten strokes. Ummm!

I still have mine, from about 1971, and it still will work, if I oiled up
the piston seals, I quite sure!
--
Jim in NC