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  #1  
Old May 4th 10, 10:52 PM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari the fairy
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

Help me ATT! I don't wanna get my ass beat!

I shot my mouth off and now I'm scared ****less.

Please change my calling plan. I've got caller I.D.,
call forwarding, and rollover minutes. Now, I need
to add BODYGUARD service. I don't care what
it costs!

Sniff, sniff, WAAAAA! WAAAAAA!

Huh? Yeah, I started this whole thing.
Huh? Yeah, I forged his identity and sent death
threats to myself.

But, but...

WAAAAAAA!

---
Fairy Smellystain
  #2  
Old May 4th 10, 11:19 PM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
ATT
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On May 4, 5:52*pm, Ari the fairy wrote:
Help me ATT! *I don't wanna get my ass beat!

I shot my mouth off and now I'm scared ****less.

Please change my calling plan. I've got caller I.D.,
call forwarding, and rollover minutes. Now, I need
to add BODYGUARD service. I don't care what
it costs!

Sniff, sniff, WAAAAA! *WAAAAAA!

Huh? *Yeah, I started this whole thing.
Huh? *Yeah, I forged his identity and sent death
* * * * * threats to myself.

But, but...

WAAAAAAA!

---
Fairy Smellystain


Dear Mr. Smellystain,

We have investigated your complaint and uncovered
hundreds of ignorant e-mails and newsgroup posts which
originate from your IP. Our team has reached the conclusion
that you are a pathetic excuse for a human being, and not only
are we not going to help you, we hope Mark comes down
there (upon your invitation), and pounds your pudgy fat
ass. Stop calling our office you freak.

sincerely,
Jeremy Hudgins,
cust.svce.

  #3  
Old May 5th 10, 12:01 AM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari[_2_]
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:

IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*

After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.

*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).

Enjoy the wait.
--
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All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ www.airlinepilotforums.com !
  #4  
Old May 5th 10, 12:41 AM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Mark
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On May 4, 7:01*pm, Ari wrote:
On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:
IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*

After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.

*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).

Enjoy the wait.
--


THREAT MY ASS, YOU FOOL! YOU
THINK THAT WAS A THREAT PUNK?

WELL GUESS WHAT MAGGOT?

I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!

THAT SON OF A BITCH IS DEAD.

I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!

Now about that ass whooping you got
coming. Your fake address at the airport
didn't check out.

Kinda stupid of you to invite me down to
your place and then not tell me how to
get there.

Stupid Troll. Stupid phony troll.

---
Mark, the man who killed Jeffrey Bloss

  #5  
Old May 5th 10, 01:20 AM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari the fairy
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On May 4, 7:41*pm, Mark wrote:
On May 4, 7:01*pm, Ari wrote:

On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:
IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*


After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.


*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).


Enjoy the wait.
--


THREAT MY ASS, YOU FOOL! *YOU
THINK THAT WAS A THREAT PUNK?

WELL GUESS WHAT MAGGOT?

I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!

THAT SON OF A BITCH IS DEAD.

I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!

Now about that ass whooping you got
coming. Your fake address at the airport
didn't check out.

Kinda stupid of you to invite me down to
your place and then not tell me how to
get there.

Stupid Troll. *Stupid phony troll.

---
Mark, the man


Hey, Woah! Hold on there a minute dude.

There's no need in getting angry. Hey, look,
I didn't really call Homeland Security. I'm
sure we can work this thing out. I didn't
even like that Jeffrey guy. He just tricked me
into playing along.

Let's just call this whole cage match thing
off ok? I concede. You win Mark. Look,
I'll tell you the truth. I deliver pizzas for
Dominos. Sometimes if there's a misorder,
I get to eat the leftovers. I drive a 1982
Chrysler LeBaron and I'm so fat I haven't
seen my tiny pecker in years.

There. Are you happy now? Just don't
do to me what you did to Jeffrey.

---
Fairy stinkystain

  #6  
Old May 5th 10, 02:06 AM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Mark
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On May 4, 8:20*pm, Ari the fairy wrote:
On May 4, 7:41*pm, Mark wrote:





On May 4, 7:01*pm, Ari wrote:


On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:
IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*


After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.


*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).


Enjoy the wait.
--


THREAT MY ASS, YOU FOOL! *YOU
THINK THAT WAS A THREAT PUNK?


WELL GUESS WHAT MAGGOT?


I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!


THAT SON OF A BITCH IS DEAD.


I KILLED JEFFREY BLOSS!


Now about that ass whooping you got
coming. Your fake address at the airport
didn't check out.


Kinda stupid of you to invite me down to
your place and then not tell me how to
get there.


Stupid Troll. *Stupid phony troll.


---
Mark, the man


Hey, Woah! *Hold on there a minute dude.

There's no need in getting angry. *Hey, look,
I didn't really call Homeland Security. I'm
sure we can work this thing out. I didn't
even like that Jeffrey guy. He just tricked me
into playing along.

Let's just call this whole cage match thing
off ok? *I concede. You win Mark. Look,
I'll tell you the truth. *I deliver pizzas for
Dominos. Sometimes if there's a misorder,
I get to eat the leftovers. I drive a 1982
Chrysler LeBaron and I'm so fat I haven't
seen my tiny pecker in years.

There. Are you happy now? *Just don't
do to me what you did to Jeffrey.

---
Fairy


You're pathetic. You make me sick. I've
got a good mind to turn over your posting
record to the soliciter. I cannot even discuss
going to Tennessee to look at the Arion
Lightning without you threatening to have
me killed by a couple of thug friends of
yours. You've libeled me enough that I imagine
you could be held responsible for tens of
thousands of dollars in damages.

Fortunately for you...is that I...and
everyone else on usenet always knew
you were a lying sack of **** from the
get-go.

So beat it, hold your head down in shame,
and maybe one day you'll be able to look
in the mirror without puking.

---
Mark

  #7  
Old May 5th 10, 02:28 PM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari[_2_]
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On Tue, 4 May 2010 18:06:08 -0700 (PDT), Mark wrote:

Mark


Enjoy the wait Tic, toc, tic...
--
All you Ferrari drivers, come join us @ www.ferrarichat.com !
All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ www.airlinepilotforums.com !
  #8  
Old May 6th 10, 07:42 PM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Mark
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On May 4, 7:01*pm, Ari wrote:
On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:
IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*

After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.


Then "they" will be liable for acting on fradulent
information, and "they" may have to compensate
me.

*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).


I've never made a "death threat" to you. YOU
challenged me to a fight, and I accepted.
Period.

It's not improper to make death threats to
cartoon characters or imaginary avitars like
"jeffrey bloss" whom, to this day, remains
unknown and has disappeared into thin air.
There IS NO jeffrey bloss.

There never was an actual Jeffrey Bloss, and
from what's been posted on these boards, you
have no affiliation to him.

What we have here, is YOU stalking people
and dozens of folks will come forth and admit it.

You are an emotionally disturbed person.

YOU'RE A STALKER, AND IT'S ARCHIVED
ALL OVER USENET.

Enjoy the wait.


I'm enjoying myself just fine. Better than you.

----
Mark

  #9  
Old May 7th 10, 06:45 PM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari[_2_]
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On Thu, 6 May 2010 11:42:55 -0700 (PDT), Mark wrote:

Then "they"...


Tic toc tic..
--
All you Ferrari drivers, come join us @ www.ferrarichat.com !
All you pilots, jump into the left seat @ www.airlinepilotforums.com !
  #10  
Old August 18th 10, 02:12 AM posted to misc.writing,alt.religion.kibology,rec.aviation.piloting
Ari Silverstein
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Default Help me AT&T! HELLLP!!!

On Tue, 4 May 2010 19:01:52 -0400, Ari wrote:

On Tue, 4 May 2010 14:52:08 -0700 (PDT), Ari the fairy wrote:

IP Address: 72.155.181.108


*LOL*

After they cut off your Internet access, which will be in the next ten
days to two weeks, then your /entire/ Internet history goes to the
State Attorney Generals office.

*Death threats* will do that, Mark(ie).

Enjoy the wait.


And the wait is officially over.

Enjoy your loneliness, Mark(ie), no Internet access, no Google Groups
account, just you looking at yourself, all alone, in your ********
cabin in the far reaching woods of South Carolina.

*Oh, how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet it is*
--
http://www.ccrny.com/agents/Ari_Silverstein
https://streeteasy.com/nyc/profile/8...ri-silverstein
 




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