Hypothetical Scenario #3 - Urgent Action required!

**WAVEGURU** · February 9th 14, 11:16 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

You passenger is all buckled up in the sailplane, and you have pushed out onto the runway. The tow plane has pulled up in front of you and is ready to go. Just before you get into the glider yourself, you feel a little fart coming on. To save the passenger from the noxious fumes, you decide to squeak it out betore getting in, but when you do, what come out is more than just gas. What do you do now?

Boggs

**WAVEGURU** · February 9th 14, 11:49 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

Because my butt is covered in a very thick fur, I thought that I could maintain containment, so I got in the front seat of my 2-32 and proceeded with my take off check list. As I closed and locked the canopy, I tested the air for any evidence of my leakage. So far I think I'm safe. Take off was smooth, but I was surprised at how hard it was to concentrate on my flying. I was distracted and I could feel the containment plan failing, but the ride was uneventful and the landing was ok. During the exit from the plane I was careful to keep the passerger in front of me. My house is right across the street from the airport so I was able to shower and change before the next ride. Never trust a fart!

**Clay[_4_]** · February 9th 14, 04:19 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

At least you weren't filming the Aviator's segment!

**WAVEGURU** · February 11th 14, 03:48 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was funny?

Boggs

**JJ Sinclair[_2_]** · February 11th 14, 01:36 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

On Monday, February 10, 2014 7:48:18 PM UTC-8, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was funny?

Boggs

Its funny Gary, but not as good as your card tricks!
JJ

WB · February 11th 14, 04:31 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

On Monday, February 10, 2014 9:48:18 PM UTC-6, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was funny?

Boggs

Well, give me a moment. I'm still blowing what's left of my soda out of my sinuses and trying to clean up my keyboard.

**[email protected]** · February 11th 14, 06:07 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

On Monday, February 10, 2014 10:48:18 PM UTC-5, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was funny? Boggs

Easily the most enlightening thread in the series.
UH

**Scott Calvert[_2_]** · February 11th 14, 06:12 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

At 03:48 11 February 2014, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was
funny?

Boggs

I sure did!

**Scott Calvert[_2_]** · February 11th 14, 07:55 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

At 03:48 11 February 2014, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was
funny?

Boggs
I sure did!

**Scott Calvert[_2_]** · February 11th 14, 07:56 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring

At 03:48 11 February 2014, Waveguru wrote:
Well, I thought at least a few of you might have thought this was
funny?

Boggs
I sure did!

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