Epiphany

While conversing about something altogether unrelated today, it slowly
dawned on me that I bought and brought home about 500 lbs of dog food over
the past 6 months. We have 70 new pounds of dog in that same period. That
means the brownish dust blowing about the backyard is not really topsoil
yet.

The weather broke last weekend, and it got up to near 70 today. How was your
trip?

Mike.

"Mike Young" wrote in message
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While conversing about something altogether unrelated today, it slowly
....

Phug. That was meant for someplace else. Sorry! and Never mind!

I do know that people who raise chickens say it takes three pounds of
grain to make one pound of chicken. Your dogs aren't quite as
efficient as that, but if they are like my animals, they do seem to
somehow turn a pound of dog food well contained in a dish to several
pounds of smelly stuff that has a strange attraction to the bottom of
one's shoes. Outdoors, that is. Indoors it transfers from shoe to
light colored carpeting very well. And sometimes the dogs choose to
eliminate those middle steps and make their deposits directly.

Oh, I need a flying tie in. How about, "It smells to high heaven"?

Wait -- chickens have wings. But not in Buffulo.



On Mar 13, 11:08 pm, "Mike Young" wrote:
"Mike Young" wrote in message

. net... While conversing about something altogether unrelated today, it slowly

...

Phug. That was meant for someplace else. Sorry! and Never mind!

Tony wrote:
I do know that people who raise chickens say it takes three pounds of
grain to make one pound of chicken. Your dogs aren't quite as
efficient as that, but if they are like my animals, they do seem to
somehow turn a pound of dog food well contained in a dish to several
pounds of smelly stuff that has a strange attraction to the bottom of
one's shoes. Outdoors, that is. Indoors it transfers from shoe to
light colored carpeting very well. And sometimes the dogs choose to
eliminate those middle steps and make their deposits directly.

Oh, I need a flying tie in. How about, "It smells to high heaven"?

Here you go...

http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photoga..._Dog_float.wmv

I'm surprised the pilot didn't get a
load of predigested dog chow in his ear.