How much lift do you need?

Woman (in drugstore): "Do you have Viagra?"

Druggist: "Yes."

Woman: "Can you get it over the counter?"

Druggist: "Yes, if I take two."

Glider pilots need help to get it up.

Floatplane pilots go deeper into the bush.

Jet pilots suck, squeeze, bang and blow faster than piston
pilots.


Druggist to customer, "Sorry we're out of Viagra, take two
teen age girls instead of your wife."



"Dan Luke" wrote in message
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| Woman (in drugstore): "Do you have Viagra?"
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| Druggist: "Yes."
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| Woman: "Can you get it over the counter?"
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| Druggist: "Yes, if I take two."
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Sopwith pilots do it to the right.

I think it was it Denny Crane on "Boston Legal" that said the secret was
to triple up on the little blue pills -- but be careful if it stays up
for more than 2 weeks.

Dan Luke wrote:
Woman (in drugstore): "Do you have Viagra?"

Druggist: "Yes."

Woman: "Can you get it over the counter?"

Druggist: "Yes, if I take two."